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A recent medical study suggests that your chances of surviving head and neck cancer are the same if you have a positive outlook or a negative...

CHICAGO—Plainclothes firefighter Rick Dodd, 32, was commended Tuesday for his successful monthlong operation to infiltrate and eventually...

New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter had some difficulty Saturday night after the Yankees' 5-2 victory in Detroit.

It turns out that satire, once a healthy, adult piece of fun, poking fun at everything and anything, is now scaring American children.

In a shock development on the last day of the season, Manchester United were deducted four points by the Football Association for arrogance throughout the season. As a result, the humble servants of Chelsea were rightfully crowned premiership champio...

A twat flap thought to have once belonged to Eve, the first woman on the world, has been found in the Sinaii Desert. Teenager Callum D'Asbo almost tripped over the small green leaf and thought nothing of it until his Dad Terry spotted a small hai...

A massive earthquake rattled china this morning, causing fears over the impending Olympics.

"Hillary Clinton says she isn't dropping out because there are still six states that haven't had their Democratic primary. That's right. Barack Obama's favored in the states of Oregon, Montana...

LOS ANGELES—Even though men with this hairstyle comprise just 3 percent of the US populace, activists argue, they make up 80 percent of TV villains and assholes.