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Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

OSHKOSH—Brian Penderman went on to explain that the reason his penis was so sore today was because it had repeatedly entered and exited a female vagina.

PASADENA, CA—Geneticists at the California Institute of Technology announced Monday that they have developed a tomato with a 31 percent larger...

Men with oversized boobs (alternatively referred to as 'moobs') are being sexually harassed by male co-workers at their places of work.

Shock news came in today from Kirkcaldy - pronounced Keerkeidlemeisterhofney - in Fife, Scotland, that a cat had coughed in a street there.

Ms Fart Laydee a woman in her late 40s claims to have been mugged by 5 youngsters simply because she walks too slow (by their standards).

Big brother is already here, our every movement is followed by countless cameras. GPS and other tracking devices can record our travels. The latest can capture conversations from thousands of chatrooms and bulletin boards, and it all comes at a cost.

A fragment of the supposed true cross of Christ purchased by Toothpick magnate, Woody Gutree, is being sold on the Christian Ebay, Ebayjesus.

After meetings with every terrorist SOB on the planet, BH Obama deplaned in London and declared to all who would listen that we now had peace in our time. Peacemaker Barack found that the almost eight years of macho Bushit was completely unnecessary...

(Philadelphia PA) Police report a man was found drowned in a bidet at the Four Seasons Hotel today. The man was indentified as Mr. Fish, 97, from the Fishtown section of Philadelphia. The elderly gentleman apparently thought the bidet was a type of w...