Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

London - (Royal Ass Mess): William, Harry, silly little wannabe royal trollops Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy plus their official dealers Dave Skunk and Hughie Crackhead are in a state of shock this weekend.

A study conducted by the University of Buffalo found that people who discuss their feelings following a tragedy are no more likely to feel better...

New research from the La Salle University in Bangladesh, by Louis de Larreviere claims it can prove ginger headed people have more energy than any other coloured hair type.

In a statement issued Sunday, July 6th the media shy ex-dancer, turned rapper, turned doting daddy, Kevin Federline, speaks out against the Material Girl and her seemingly psychoactive sexuality:...

ABERDEEN, ID—While attending her 20-year high school reunion Monday, 38-year-old claims adjuster Sue Thorpe was once again tricked into...

911 debunking group Assholes For Lies were shocked by the BBC's latest hit peace of a documentary 'The Conspiracy Files - 911 The Third Tower', which aired on BBC2 on Sunday night.

In a compassionate, selfless and ecologically responsible move, former Vice President and environmental leader Al Gore has invited the homeless in the United States to act as his carbon offsets.

She has been quiet since her divorce settlement with Macca but Heather Mills Macca is back in the headlines.

''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.