Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

Presidential candidate barack obama has insisted that he wants an open toped car when he visits Dallas in November - and that he believes that Secret Service agents will do their utmost to keep him safe.

Compulsive liar Billy Malphrus says he has reformed and will stop telling lies after spending the night having sex with Pamela Anderson, Britney Spears, Liz Hurley, Beyonce and Jennifer Aniston.

Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Jesse Jackson's nutty tirade, a nation of whiners, Obama's move to the middle,...

A week after completing a three day government-approved training course in Corporate First Aid and Health and Safety, Jeff Birks, a Junior Credit Controller for InfoTech Systems Inc., expressed frustration that he had yet to be called into action.<br...

Washington, DC - Affectionately known as 'Big Mouth Al' among his Chicken Little environmentalists and liberal Hollywood friends, Al Gore recently called on America to reduce carbon emissions by challenging our nation to commit to producing...

Veteran Golfer Greg Norman, 52, is on the verge of winning the most prestigious title in golf and puts it down to his love of the recreational drug Viagra.

A giant question mark may ruin the Olympics according to reports coming from China.

In the now much regretted pimping of his children for a TV interview; viewers learned that even his children are aware that Daddy got some food issues. Now we have learned that the slim Democratic hopeful went to the gym three times in one day last w...

"Tonight is a night of celebration. This great land we live in has reached an exciting milestone in the war on terror [on screen: news coverage saying that the terror...