Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

The Saudi Sunni Wahhabi Muslim, CIA & MI5 funded by and established by terrorist organisation known as Al Qaeda, today celebrated the arrest of Rodovan Kardzic.

Greenwich, Cn./ AP - Inspired by the recent New Yorker Magazine cover of Michelle Obama looking like Angela Davis, and barack obama looking like a Charmin Toilet Paper ad with a roll wrapped around his head, the former trust fund terrorist said she...

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that 'the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan'.

Film critic Roger Ebert and Chicago Sun-Times columnist Richard Roeper have opted not to renew their contract with disney, thereby ending...

DARFUR, IA—Residents of Darfur, IA reached out to the international press today, in an attempt to bring greater attention to...

Thousands of people have attended a big rally in the centre of Baghdad to say 'thank you' to the soldiers of America and Britain for all their help that has returned Iraq to normal.

Pop princess Britney Spears looked once again her stunning self at a charity bash hosted by actor Jim Carrey and girlfriend Jenny McCarthy this week with Dad Jamie putting this transformation down to her daily sex therapy.

The Iran government has said that it has forbidden the Iran Olympic team to travel to the Olympic Games event in China because of the unfair pressure America is giving it.

Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Jesse Jackson's nutty tirade, a nation of whiners, Obama's move to the middle,...