Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

Darling, I know we've been together for over 30 years, and we've always promised that we would never keep any secrets from each other. But I think...

Many homeowners are having to remove their new countertops because the granite in them has been found to emit hazardous levels of radon. What do...

NEW YORK—Adding to the tension was the agreement that if Cheney won, he would regain control of the park he played on as a boy and finally have it bulldozed.

EDINA, MN—Frank Noller, married father of two and advertising copywriter for Harton & North, extolled the virtues of family and parental...

Ah, isn't summer just wonderful? Why, I could lay here all day, surrounded by my little forest friends, and never...

JEFFERSON TOWNSHIP, NJ—-Veterinary assistant Lauren Millardi, 27, will watch any period film set within a strict historical time frame of...

Jade goody, the cockney queen of reality TV has launched a bitter tirade at Christina Applegate who chose to announce her double mastectomy at the same time as Goody announced her cervical cancer. "That mouthy tart stole my publicity", opined Good...

Palo Alto, CA -- Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer held a Saturday news conference and showed photos of a massive 7 foot, 7 inch Bigfoot costume they claim they found while Bigfoot hunting in he Northern Georgia mountains. "It's a genuine Bigfoot cost...

Watch the latest spoof videos lampooning the presidential candidates and catch up on recent classics, including Paris Hilton's campaign video, "Barack Roll," JibJab's "Time for Some Campaignin'," "John McCain's C-Word...