Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland

"How are you going to be the vice president of the United States with five kids to take care of? She's got a four-month-old of her own, she's about to...

British researchers found that patients who chewed gum after undergoing colon surgery had bowel movements sooner than those who did not. What do...

DAYTON, TN—"I brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of Darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said one Darwinic pilgrim.

John McCain's startling admission that he doesn't know how many houses he owns is the latest in a series of idiotic gaffes that suggest he may be laughably out of...

Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on barack obama's convention speech, the Clintons at the convention, the Obama-Biden ticket, the...

Man, I’d be happy to rickroll my school the same way too. You don’t just get rickrolled on the internet, beware! Video owner says: I submitted Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up as the school bell tune, and it was accepted. This bell plays for the following times. Roll call Bell 15 mins interval Period 1 Bell 52 mins interval Period [...]