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CHINO, CA—In an unprecedented and historic event Monday, the "I Am Under 18" button, an Internet security device which if selected restricts...

British undertakers are refusing to bury the dead until bereaved families receive delayed government support payments. What do you think? Diana Rusk, Provost "I really would have thought the work was its own reward for those guys." Alan Ballard, Systems Analyst "Give some Irishman a shovel and he'll probably do it just for the opportunity to punch a British corpse in the face a couple times." Thomas Wilson, Ghost "I've actually been dead for two months, and this is my ghost talking. Bury me so I can move on!"

How to survive the office party

"Naturally the smart thing to do to solve your economic woes is to demonize the Democrats. And of course, Sarah Palin is more than happy to oblige. She's been saying...

Our own Danny Gallagher has a hilarious piece on Cracked.com. We always knew Danny was cracked, and we (meaning...

WASHINGTON—Many call the plan Bush's most well-thought-out proposal to date which calls for hysterical fear, dry heaving, and the legalization of trampling.

By leaving taps running non-stop in its 10,000 stores worldwide, Starbucks wasted enough water to fill the entire Olympic swimming pool every 83 minutes. But why? “A constant flow stops breeding in the taps“, says a Starbucks executive. While we are trying hard to save the Earth by minimizing the water we use per day, Starbucks is [...]

Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on the McCain's smear attacks, campaign distractions, the economic meltdown, and more. Cartoon Collections Sarah Palin...

WASHINGTON—According to a USA Today—Gallup poll released Monday, as many as 85 percent of Americans strongly wish to see Sens. Barack...