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McDonald's Makeover
More than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald's is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Area Man Committed To Being Spicy Food Guy
NEWTON, KS—Auto salesman Royce Flankingston—known to frequently question waitstaff as to whether or not food is "actually" spicy,...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Burger King Going Cageless
Burger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their animals. What do you think?
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

FDA Approves Seconds
WASHINGTON, DC—Once restricted to only those who had been extra good, seconds will now be made available to the general public in over-the-kitchen-counter form.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now
Dear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now,My husband and I take lots of vacations together. It...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon Sandwich
FT. LAUDERDALE, FL—Arby's executives called the new menu addition "pretty so-so" and "more of the same."
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake Sale
GADSDEN, AL—The seven deadly sins—avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath—were all committed Sunday during the twice-annual bake sale at St. Mary's of the Immaculate Conception Church.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican
SCRANTON, PA—Bob and Debra Mangurten expressed confusion and frustration Monday, when the restaurant Don Quixote turned out to be Spanish, not Mexican.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

10-Percent Tip Teaches Waitress Valuable Lesson
CONCORD, NH—"If he hadn’t withheld that 50 cents, I'd make these mistakes over and over for the rest of my career," said the 49-year-old server.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

Fat Guy Mistakenly Thought Of As Strong
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL—Due to his sheer mass, Derek "Moose" Glass, 26, is considered by his friends and relatives to be "stronger than an ox,"...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009

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