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McDonald's MakeoverMore than 30 years after its last redesign, McDonald's is again undergoing a major facelift. What will the new design features...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Area Man Committed To Being Spicy Food GuyNEWTON, KS—Auto salesman Royce Flankingston—known to frequently question waitstaff as to whether or not food is "actually" spicy,...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Burger King Going CagelessBurger King announced that it would begin buying pork and eggs from farms that do not cage or crate their
animals. What do you think?
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009FDA Approves SecondsWASHINGTON, DC—Once restricted to only those who had been extra good, seconds will now be made available to the general public in over-the-kitchen-counter form.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Ask A Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right NowDear Wise Old Navajo Man Who Could Really Go For A Hamburger Right Now,My husband and I take lots of vacations together. It...
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Arby's Apologizes For New Beef 'N' Bacon SandwichFT. LAUDERDALE, FL—Arby's executives called the new menu addition "pretty so-so" and "more of the same."
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009All Seven Deadly Sins Committed At Church Bake SaleGADSDEN, AL—The seven deadly sins—avarice, sloth, envy, lust, gluttony, pride, and wrath—were all committed Sunday during the twice-annual bake sale at St. Mary's of the Immaculate Conception Church.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not MexicanSCRANTON, PA—Bob and Debra Mangurten expressed confusion and frustration Monday, when the restaurant Don Quixote turned out to be Spanish, not Mexican.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 200910-Percent Tip Teaches Waitress Valuable LessonCONCORD, NH—"If he hadn’t withheld that 50 cents, I'd make these mistakes over and over for the rest of my career," said the 49-year-old server.
The onion Saturday, July 04, 2009Fat Guy Mistakenly Thought Of As StrongFORT LAUDERDALE, FL—Due to his sheer mass, Derek "Moose" Glass, 26, is considered by his friends and relatives to be "stronger than an ox,"...
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