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Man Running After Bus Delights Bus OccupantsCLEVELAND—Among the factors that contributed to the overall feeling of joy among those lucky enough to witness the spectacle, was the fact that the man was not in very good physical shape, an indication that the act of running was in all likelihood his last recourse.
The onion Saturday, August 01, 2009Is Tonight's Show A Rerun?Submitted by Pepsi: Audience asks Letterman on live tv if hes show is a rerun what was the guy thinking o.o
vincentchow Saturday, August 01, 2009Sports: Extremely Patient Kevin Youkilis Works Count To 6-5BOSTON—Showing the discerning eye and patient bat that have become his hallmark, the
red sox' Kevin Youkilis pushed a third-inning at bat to...
The onion Saturday, August 01, 2009Bill Maher Bashes 'Birthers' Over Obama Birth CertificateNo one is better at speaking truth to stupid than Bill Maher. In his latest installment of "New Rules," Maher tore apart the Obama "birthers," the right-wing nutjobs who claim that Obama was not born in Hawaii and that his birth certificate is fake. (Watch video) "In America," he says, "if you don't immediately kill errant bulls**t no matter how ridiculous, it can grow and thrive and eventually take over like crab grass or cirque du soleil." He also points out that, "This is not a case of Democrats vs. Republicans. It's sentient beings vs. the Lizard People." Watch the video of Maher's epic "birther" smackdown and read the full transcript below. Never underestimate the ability of a tiny fringe group of losers to ruin everything. For the past couple of weeks we've been laughing heartily at the wacky antics of the "birthers", the far-right goofballs who claim Obama wasn't really born in Hawaii and therefore the job goes to the runner-up, Miss California Carrie Prejean. And you kn
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The onion Saturday, August 01, 2009The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes"Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth millions. And I cannot wait to read it. I believe on the tenth page, she decides since the book is going to end anyway, to leave the last two hundred pages blank." -Stephen Colbert "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" --Bill Maher "To ease tensions, President Obama has invited Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to join him for a beer at the White House. And if that works out, Obama's going to have Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu over for Jaegerbombs." --Conan O'Brien "> "He invited the professor and the cop to come to the White House on Thursday for beer. Alcohol usually cools things off. Have you noticed that? That's where you want to go." -
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