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The enduring vision Monday, August 03, 2009

Zev Borow: A Guide To Summer Sun Protection
SPF creep has hit the triple digits with Neutrogena’s SPF 100+ sunblock, leading some dermatologists to complain that this is merely a numbers game that confuses consumers. --The Times. SPF 4--You’re joking, right? This is some kind of joke? 4? We make this stuff for armadillos. Or maybe you’re . . .
New Yorker Monday, August 03, 2009

Cartoons from the Issue
A collection of cartoons from the issue, plus this week's cartoon Caption Contest.
New Yorker Monday, August 03, 2009

Blue Food Dye Helps Spinal Injuries
Researchers have found that the blue food dye found in M&Ms and Gatorade may help new spinal injuries heal. What do you think?
The onion Monday, August 03, 2009

Sanyo Praying Area Man Doesn't Send In Rebate Form
OSAKA, JAPAN—Company accountants have determined that Sanyo would need to sell at least two more phones or six clock radios to offset the devastation of the rebate.
The onion Monday, August 03, 2009

Report: 89 Of Suzy Qs Never Make It Out Of Gas Station Parking Lots
WASHINGTON—According to a Commerce Department report released Friday, nearly nine out of every 10 Hostess Suzy Qs—the crème-filled...
The onion Monday, August 03, 2009

Sports: LeBron James Claims Smoking Marijuana In High School Gave Him Idea To Go Pro
CLEVELAND—In his new book Shooting Stars, Cavaliers superstar LeBron James confessed that the effects of smoking marijuana during his...
The onion Monday, August 03, 2009

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth millions. And I cannot wait to read it. I believe on the tenth page, she decides since the book is going to end anyway, to leave the last two hundred pages blank." -Stephen Colbert "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" --Bill Maher "To ease tensions, President Obama has invited Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to join him for a beer at the White House. And if that works out, Obama's going to have Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu over for Jaegerbombs." --Conan O'Brien "> "He invited the professor and the cop to come to the White House on Thursday for beer. Alcohol usually cools things off. Have you noticed that? That's where you want to go." -
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Political Cartoons of the Week
Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Obama's beer summit, healthcare reform, Obama "birthers", and more. Cartoon Collections Sarah Palin Cartoons Healthcare Cartoons Sonia Sotomayor Cartoons Mark Sanford Cartoons More Political Cartoons Get Political Humor on Facebook and Twitter
About Monday, August 03, 2009

In Focus: Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids
WASHINGTON, DC--According to a study released Monday by the Department of Health and Human Services, drug use is on the decline among uncool kids in the U.S.
The onion Monday, August 03, 2009

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