Trina Thompson, 27, is suing New York's Monroe College for $72,000 because she has not landed a job three months after graduating with a 2.7 grade...

GREELEY, NE—Despite the deployment of a $14 billion crow task force to monitor the bird, the sudden snapping of a twig, coupled with the creaking of a nearby weather vane, sent a group of CIA, FBI, Interior Department, and Fermilab investigators running for cover.

"Sarah Palin resigned a year-and-a-half before her term ends because she didn't want Alaska to have a lame-duck governor. Now, she has a book deal presumed to be worth millions. And I cannot wait to read it. I believe on the tenth page, she decides since the book is going to end anyway, to leave the last two hundred pages blank." -Stephen Colbert "If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.'" --Bill Maher "To ease tensions, President Obama has invited Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates and the police officer who arrested him to join him for a beer at the White House. And if that works out, Obama's going to have Ahmadinejad and Netanyahu over for Jaegerbombs." --Conan O'Brien "> "He invited the professor and the cop to come to the White House on Thursday for beer. Alcohol usually cools things off. Have you noticed that? That's where you want to go." -

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WASHINGTON—Evoking the law that assures citizens access to government records, Vice President Joe Biden made a Freedom of Information Act...

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The year may be far from over, but there's been such of rich bounty of viral video goodness, we thought we'd compile a mid-year list of the best political spoof videos and late-night TV comedy clips. Revisit such gems as William Shatner channeling Sarah Palin, Jon Stewart's smackdown of Jim Cramer, Obama ordering Stephen Colbert to get his head shaved, John Hodgman on our "First Nerd President," and JibJab's spoof of Obama the Superhero. Related: Funny Obama Videos Funny Sarah Palin Videos Latest Funny Videos

I remember watching this before, but people at Digg brought it up again. Looks more like a comedy now.

Here's a challenge to all you would-be comedians out there: Come up with your own funny one-liners about Bill Clinton going to North Korea to pick up chicks. The late-night comedians fired off a few good jokes last night, and there are sure to be more to come. "Today, former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Il and convinced him to release two American journalists that have been jailed since March. Or as Clinton calls it, another Asian happy ending." --Conan O'Brien "I have to say, it was nice to see Bill Clinton get a release he's not almost impeached for, for a change." --Jimmy Kimmel "So that's pretty impressive. Clinton goes over there, frees the prisoners, and brings them back. I mean, that's like Rambo, you know. And by the way now -- plenty of time for the ladies to say thanks on the long plane ride home." --Jimmy Kimmel Read more jokes? Feel free to post your own one-liners in the comments section below. See Also: Best Bill Clinton Humor F

Lady Gaga's furry pussy was sucked in a new bombshell, porno video, by Paris Hilton, as they rolled, purred and pussied on a white tiger skin rug. Lady, opening her white stockinged thighs whilst rollicking to Wacko's, I'm Mad, slipped on the rug...