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Sports: Tom Coughlin Moves Up Ahmad Bradshaw On Team's Death Chart
NEW YORK—Giants coach Tom Coughlin listed Ahmad Bradshaw at the top of the team's death chart Tuesday, claiming that if the running back...
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Milwaukee Mayor Beaten With Pipe
While calling 911 to report an assault at the Wisconsin State Fair, Milwaukee mayor Tom Barrett was attacked by a 20-year-old man wielding a metal...
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

[video] Supreme Court Rules Death Penalty Is 'Totally Badass'
Despite arguments against capital punishment, the Justices overwhelmingly approved its use, especially if they get to participate in some executions.
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kiss With Wife Pretty Good
DENTON, TX—Forty-one-year-old printer repairman and husband Nils Holzer was shocked by the quality of a kiss he shared with his wife before...
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Opinion: You Kids Are Old Enough Now To Hate For Yourselves
There comes a time in every father's life when he has to step back and let his children start thinking for themselves. You boys are getting older...
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Susan Boyle Betrayed, Arrested
Amanda Holden owes a lot of her success to Susan Boyle as she was on the panel for "Britain's Got Talent" when Boyle made her sensational first appearance. That brought a lot of attention to Holden and others on that show from all around the world vi...
The Spoof Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Woman with World's Largest Vagina Loses It Over Pizza Toppings
WERNERSVILLE, PA - Kate Gosselin told "Today" host Meredith Vieira Monday that she still loves her soon-to-be ex-husband Jon; apparently, her hatred for whole grain pizza with mushrooms, onions, and green peppers runs even deeper. Police arrived a...
The Spoof Tuesday, August 18, 2009

In Focus: Brett Favre Just Chucks Reputation Up There
NEW YORK—Just weeks after safely handing off his legacy to historians and retiring as one of the most beloved sports figures in recent...
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care
WASHINGTON—"It is our responsibility to put differences aside and focus on refusing Americans the health care they deserve," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

[audio] Fitness Researchers Hail Discovery Of New Ab
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Tuesday, August 18, 2009

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