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Fans Of Reunited Band Plead With Them To Not Release New Album
Aquinas' Anus, an 80s punk band that gained a small but dedicated fanbase throughout their seven-year career, recently reformed for a reunion tour, which has been critically acclaimed by hip websites and magazines once they saw that their readers liked it.
The enduring vision Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sports: Week 1 Of NFL Season Proves Tackling Still Preferred Method Of Bringing Down Ball Carrier
NEW YORK—An analysis of 16 professional football games conducted during the first week of the NFL season found that tackling remains the preferred method of stopping the forward movement of a ball carrier.
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

Would-Be Burglar Killed With Sword
A Johns Hopkins University student used a samurai sword to kill a man who had broken into his home. What do you think?
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

Sports: Derek Jeter Honored For Having Fewer Hits Than Harold Baines
NEW YORK—Following Derek Jeter's 2,722nd career hit Friday, Yankee fans and teammates took a moment to honor the all-star shortstop for having 144 fewer hits than former journeyman designated hitter Harold Baines.
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

DHS Sets Security Alert Level To Green For 8 Seconds
WASHINGTON—For a brief eight-second period Tuesday, Homeland Security officials lowered the national terror alert system to green,...
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

This Is It - Trailer
Trailer for Michael Jackson’s This Is It movie, footage of MJ preparing for his This Is It concert.
vincentchow Thursday, September 17, 2009

Opinion: I Was Dying Way Before Every Other Celebrity Started Doing It
Look, I don't want to be one of those whiny famous dudes who spends his days ragging on other famous dudes in the press. That's not what I'm...
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

[video] Report: Growing Ranks Of Nouveau Poor Facing Discrimination From Old Poor
As Americans rush to join the Nouveau Poor, panelists debate the claim that the newly poor are incapable of integrating with long established poor...
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

Kevin Skinner Wins The Whole (Chicken) Enchilada!
HOLLYWOOD - Kevin Skinner and Barbara Padilla stood side-by-side on the America's Got Talent stage. And then host Nick Cannon announced the winner of the $1 million first prize...Kevin Skinner! Skinner started crying, Padilla started crying, and G...
The Spoof Thursday, September 17, 2009

[video] Obama Axes Pentagon Plan To Build Billion Dollar Tank In Shape Of Dragon
Supporters of the Pentagon's Dragon Tank urge Obama to reconsider the fearsome power of titanium nostrils mounted with long-range flamethrowers.
The onion Thursday, September 17, 2009

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