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Consumers Blast Pepsi iPhone AppPeople are raising objections to a new iPhone application from Pepsi that offers to help men seduce women, then keep a "Brag List" they can share...
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009Vince Vaughn Appears On 'Tonight Show' To Deceive Country About Latest FilmHOLLYWOOD, CA—"It's a really funny movie, and I think people are going to enjoy it," lied the 39-year-old performer, knowing full well that he was misleading viewers into making a decision that was not in their best interests. "It's got something for everybody."
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009Sports: Teammates Fully Support Jonathan Papelbon's Claim That Playoff Loss Was His FaultBOSTON—Every member of the Boston
red sox stood behind teammate Jonathan Papelbon during clubhouse interviews Sunday, vociferously defending...
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009Tall Young Girl Told She Should Play BasketballCHELMSFORD, MA—Based on her above- average height, the presence of two functional arms, and the near certainty that she was a student...
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009In Focus: Black Box Records Last 90 Minutes Of Hot-Air Balloon CrashFAYETTEVILLE, AR--A black box recovered from a hot-air balloon crash offered a glimpse into the craft's final, somewhat terrifying 90 minutes.
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009Filippa Hamilton on Weight Lookers' most wanted listNew York City, New York - Filippa Hamilton, the former model who was fired by Ralph Lauren for her excessive weight gain, is now being sought after by Weight Lookers. In fact, they've recently added to their ten most wanted list, a list they've kept...
The Spoof Friday, October 16, 2009David Beckham's Beard To Join Notts CountyMega bucks
football club Notts County have signed David Beckham's beard in a bid to reach the premiership. Following the recent Sol Campbell fiasco the club have been looking for a big name signing. Beckham's beard could prove to be the perfect signi...
The Spoof Friday, October 16, 2009The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes"Did you know the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a cash award? It's like a million dollars. Actually, it's $1.4 million. See, apparently, this is President Obama's plan to finance healthcare reform. Keep winning these awards -- the Nobel, the Powerball, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes -- keep winning these, and we can pay for the whole healthcare thing." --Jay Leno "Now, it was announced today they gave the Nobel Prize in economics to two American economists. Really, we have economists? Where the hell they been the last five years? We don't even have an economy. How can we win that?" --Jay Leno "President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal." --David Letterman Read more...The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 23:58:50.Permalink |
About Friday, October 16, 2009[audio] School Board Votes To Allow Teasing Of Area Sixth-GraderOnion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Friday, October 16, 2009Politicians Gone Wild: Song and Dance EditionTom DeLay may have danced his last samba on Dancing With the Stars, but we will always have the memories of his gyrating ass seared into our brains. DeLay now joins the pantheon of political greats who have captured our imagination with their song and dance routines. And by captured, we mean taking us hostage, putting us in a stress position, and torturing us in a manner that shocks the conscience. See where DeLay ranks in our list of the Top 12 Most Laughable Political Song and Dance Routines of All Time, featuring such wild antics as George W. Bush's African dance, "MC" Karl Rove's rap performance, and Rod Blagojevich's Elvis impersonation. Related: Top 10 Viral Videos of 2009 (So Far) Funny Obama Videos Latest Funny Political Videos Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterPoliticians Gone Wild: Song and Dance Edition originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Thursday, October 8th, 2009 at 03:45:48.Permalink | Comment | Email this
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