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Cartoons from the Issue
A collection of cartoons from the issue, plus this week's cartoon Caption Contest.
New Yorker Monday, October 19, 2009

Priest Shortage Forces Vatican To Hire Temps To Deliver Sacred Rites
MILWAUKEE—"To stop parishes from closing, we're allowing pretty much anyone who is willing to show up at 9 a.m. and work for slightly more than minimum wage to act as a Vessel of Christ," Pope Benedict XVI explained in a decree issued by the Vatican.
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

Water Found On The Moon
The presence of water has been detected all over the surface of the moon by planetary geologists. What do you think?
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

[video] How Can We Raise Awareness In Darfur Of How Much We're Doing For Them?
Panelists discuss the tragic lack of media access in Darfur and how we can help Darfurians realize how much we're helping them.
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

Sports: Angels Forget They're Playing Season For Nick Adenhart
BOSTON—Several questions into a postgame press conference Sunday, it became increasingly clear that Los Angeles Angels players had forgotten...
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

Mayan Calendar Warns Of Cataclysmic Roland Emmerich Film On Nov. 13
CHICHÉN ITZÁ, MEXICO—Scholars of the Mesoamerican Long Count calendar warned Monday that, according to ancient Mayan calculations, a...
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

Political Cartoons of the Week
Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Limbaugh's bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Wall Street bonuses, and more. Political Cartoon Collections barack obama Cartoons Healthcare Cartoons Sarah Palin Cartoons More Political Cartoons Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterPolitical Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, October 18th, 2009 at 04:17:22.Permalink | Comment | Email this
About Monday, October 19, 2009

The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"Did you know the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a cash award? It's like a million dollars. Actually, it's $1.4 million. See, apparently, this is President Obama's plan to finance healthcare reform. Keep winning these awards -- the Nobel, the Powerball, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes -- keep winning these, and we can pay for the whole healthcare thing." --Jay Leno "Now, it was announced today they gave the Nobel Prize in economics to two American economists. Really, we have economists? Where the hell they been the last five years? We don't even have an economy. How can we win that?" --Jay Leno "President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal." --David Letterman Read more...The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 23:58:50.Permalink |
About Monday, October 19, 2009

Meghan McCain Shows Off Her ''Puppies'' On Line
PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of the 2008 Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain, posted a self-photo of herself on "Twitter," holding a book by Andy Warhol, and showing off her two cute-looking healthy 'puppies.'...
The Spoof Monday, October 19, 2009

[audio] Shoot And Release Program Catches On With Hunters
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Monday, October 19, 2009

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