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NFL Players Wear Pink For Breast Cancer
During the month of October, many professional football players are wearing pink as part of their uniforms to raise awareness for breast cancer. What...
The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sports: Redskins Hold Press Conference To Announce They Are Still Sort Of A Football Team
WASHINGTON—Washington Redskins head coach Jim Zorn held a press conference Sunday to reassure fans that, despite an inability to effectively...
The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Privileged Little Artiste Writing Something Oh-So-Precious Into His Moleskine Notebook
SAN FRANCISCO—After gently unfastening the elastic strap keeping his dearest musings safe from prying eyes, little literary artiste Evan...
The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

In Focus: Lethal Injection Ban Leads To Rise In Back-Alley Lethal Injections
TALLAHASSEE,FL—"If governors can't execute prisoners legally in prisons, they're going to turn elsewhere for the procedure," said Dr. Daniel Blecker.
The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Opinion: People Are Always Coming To Me With My Problems (by Jeff Tierney)
You ever hear of someone having a "kind face?" Well, I don't know if it's that or something else about me, but it seems as though every time an...
The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Finally, an Accurate Description of The Daily Show
A DVR screw-up offers this description of The Daily Show: "This uplifting and intriguing drama depicts the life of a group of intellectuals, who risk their lives by protecting the national security and military secrets." Sounds about right to us. (Via Comedy Central Insider and The Daily WTF) This Just In: ? Get to know your Republicans in Congress with this snarky iPhone commercial parody: There's a Rep For That ? Bill Maher looks back on the year in ridiculous Republicans. Maher on Michele Bachmann: "The floor of a cave called; it wants its batsh*t back." ? "The Rock Obama'" beats up Senate opponents on Saturday night live Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterFinally, an Accurate Description of The Daily Show originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at 14:54:18.Permalink | Comment | Email this
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Political Cartoons of the Week
Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Limbaugh's bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Wall Street bonuses, and more. Political Cartoon Collections barack obama Cartoons Healthcare Cartoons Sarah Palin Cartoons More Political Cartoons Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterPolitical Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, October 18th, 2009 at 04:17:22.Permalink | Comment | Email this
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The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes
"Did you know the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a cash award? It's like a million dollars. Actually, it's $1.4 million. See, apparently, this is President Obama's plan to finance healthcare reform. Keep winning these awards -- the Nobel, the Powerball, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes -- keep winning these, and we can pay for the whole healthcare thing." --Jay Leno "Now, it was announced today they gave the Nobel Prize in economics to two American economists. Really, we have economists? Where the hell they been the last five years? We don't even have an economy. How can we win that?" --Jay Leno "President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal." --David Letterman Read more...The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 23:58:50.Permalink |
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[audio] Robert Duvall Believes Group With Sexual Fetish For Robert Duvall Is Out There Somewhere
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The onion Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Online Casino Games And Grandma's Candy
Winning at online slots isn't the same as playing cribbage with your grandmother online casino games (http://www.onlinecasinoreports.com/casinogames/) at my leisure. While there...
The Toque Tuesday, October 20, 2009

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