Testing of American fourth- and eighth-graders shows that only four out of 10 are proficient in mathematics, a figure that has not improved since...

OLYMPIA, WA—"More government accountability, and transparency, and accountability!" shouted grade-A moron Tammy Caldwell, 37, addressing no one in particular.

The American cancer Society predicts 40,170 women will die from breast cancer this year. Here are some things women can do to...

PALO ALTO, CA—A study released Tuesday by the Stanford University Department of Linguistics revealed that nearly two-thirds of all animal...

Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on Limbaugh's bid to buy the St. Louis Rams, Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Wall Street bonuses, and more. Political Cartoon Collections barack obama Cartoons Healthcare Cartoons Sarah Palin Cartoons More Political Cartoons Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterPolitical Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, October 18th, 2009 at 04:17:22.Permalink | Comment | Email this

"Did you know the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a cash award? It's like a million dollars. Actually, it's $1.4 million. See, apparently, this is President Obama's plan to finance healthcare reform. Keep winning these awards -- the Nobel, the Powerball, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes -- keep winning these, and we can pay for the whole healthcare thing." --Jay Leno "Now, it was announced today they gave the Nobel Prize in economics to two American economists. Really, we have economists? Where the hell they been the last five years? We don't even have an economy. How can we win that?" --Jay Leno "President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal." --David Letterman Read more...The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 23:58:50.Permalink |

HOUSTON, TX--A Shell press release read without a trace of irony claims the Global Explorer will host countless fish and marine vegetation.

Kanye West, a rapper known for yelling at people, died yesterday after falling out of his homemade air balloon while soaring over Los Angeles in what authorities say was an attempt to make people like him. He was 14 years old.

In The Know panelists call Biden's decision to sneeze in the middle of a high level policy meeting 'disgusting' and 'completely inappropriate.'

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