For the first time since 1975, there will not be a cost-of-living increase for social security payments. What do you think?

NEW YORK—Alex Rodriguez continued his dream postseason Saturday by hitting the tying home run in Game 2 of the American League Championship Series, a feat he hopes to reminisce about one day with his countless estranged grandchildren.

SAN CLEMENTE, CA—"We at least have to see the next new episode of Lost before spilling the blood of the infidels," cell leader and boat owner Jameel al-Shareef said.

Oh my goodness, it's been ages since I've seen you. Don't you look adorable! There's definitely something different about you. Have you lost a...

WAUWATOSA, WI—With the lower half of his body pinned beneath the two-ton bulk of an overturned Jeep, Dennis Wagar told reporters Monday that...

NASHVILLE, TN—After enduring six straight losses and suffering through a humiliating 59-0 thrashing by the Patriots last Sunday, despondent...

After being trounced for months in virtually all polls by Republican opponent Chris Christie, New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine's re-election campaign has gotten a second wind in recent weeks following the introduction of his new slogan and philosophy: "Cum On, Feel The Noize!"

When Sarah Palin's book, Going Rogue: An American Life, hits stores next month, she'll be facing a bit of snarky competition from two books that parody the title of her memoir. Editors of The Nation are publishing a book on the same day titled Going Rouge: An American Nightmare, featuring a collection of Palin-bashing essays by contributors to the progressive magazine. Julie Sigwart and political satirist Micheal Stinson are self-publishing Going Rouge: The Sarah Palin Rogue Coloring & Activity Book, which includes coloring pages with lipsticks and pigs, dress-up games featuring the Neiman Marcus RNC wardrobe, and other satirical fun. Whether or not any of the Palin faithful will be fooled by the similar titles and covers remains to be seen. But given that there is many a teabagger out there who can't tell the difference between "public" and "pubic," "competence" and "competnce," or "informed" and "infromed," the difference between "rogue" and "rouge" may escape them as well

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