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Television, Processed Foods Couldn't Be More Proud Of Child They RaisedCHICAGO—"We're just so proud of Brian and everything he's failed to accomplish in his largely sedentary and insipid life," said ABC president Stephen McPherson, whose network was there to receive the infant the day he came home from the hospital.
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About Friday, October 23, 2009Sports: Joba Chamberlain Gets Permission To Stay Up For Whole Yankees-Angels GameANAHEIM, CA—Yankees management announced at a postgame press conference Monday that reliever Joba Chamberlain had permission to stay up past his normal 9 p.m. bedtime and would be allowed to attend Game 4 of the ALCS in its entirety.
The onion Friday, October 23, 2009In Focus: U.N. Factoid-Finding Mission Discovers Liberia About The Size Of TennesseeMONROVIA, LIBERIA--A U.N. factoid-finding team sent to war-ravaged Liberia discovered it is roughly the size of Tennessee.
The onion Friday, October 23, 2009The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes"Did you know the Nobel Peace Prize comes with a cash award? It's like a million dollars. Actually, it's $1.4 million. See, apparently, this is President Obama's plan to finance healthcare reform. Keep winning these awards -- the Nobel, the Powerball, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes -- keep winning these, and we can pay for the whole healthcare thing." --Jay Leno "Now, it was announced today they gave the Nobel Prize in economics to two American economists. Really, we have economists? Where the hell they been the last five years? We don't even have an economy. How can we win that?" --Jay Leno "President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal." --David Letterman Read more...The Week's Best Late-Night Jokes originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Friday, October 16th, 2009 at 23:58:50.Permalink |
About Friday, October 23, 2009[audio] Your Cousin Says Prison Food 'Not So Bad'Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Friday, October 23, 2009Fox News: Obama 'Not A Real President'Following a statement from President Obama's chief advisor that Fox News is "not a real news organization" due to what the White House says is a heavy conservative bias, the network is defending its journalistic integrity in a series of editorials and news items accusing Obama of being an elaborate hologram run by a secretive group of socialists.
The enduring vision Friday, October 23, 2009People Don't Like X-Factor's Danyl Johnson Because He Looks Like Richard NixonLONDON - Simon Cowell is furious that his protege, Danyl Johnson was in the bottom two of the last edition of X-Factor. Cowell said that 27-year-old Berkshire native Danyl along with America's Adam Lambert are the two best singers he has heard in...
The Spoof Friday, October 23, 2009Sports Commentator Bob Griese Suspended For His ''Taco'' RemarkNEW YORK CITY - College
football Broadcaster Bob Griese has been suspended by ESPN Sports for making an out-of-line taco remark during the Great Lakes of Michigan College and Solid State University football game in Kalamazoo, Michigan. ESPN Spokes...
The Spoof Friday, October 23, 2009Cheryl Cole Loses Bid To Hide Her Naked Body From PaparazziHaving recently been bamboozled into posing naked for infamous paparazzo Luigi Fanchini, mortified songbird Cheryl Crow has decided to permanently hide herself away from prying eyes within an underground swimming pool. The famously modest Girls Al...
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