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Top 10 Craziest Glenn Beck QuotesQuestion: Is there a more insane, delusional, and paranoid whack job in America than FOX News Channel's Glenn Beck? Read this compilation of Beckisms and judge for yourself. 1. "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist." -in remarks that sparked an advertiser exodus from his FOX News show 2. "I'm thinking about killing Michael Moore, and I'm wondering if I could kill him myself, or if I would need to hire somebody to do it. ... No, I think I could. I think he could be looking me in the eye, you know, and I could just be choking the life out. Is this wrong?" -musing about what he would do for $50 million Read more Glenn Beck
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About Wednesday, October 28, 2009States Struggle To Fill Budget GapsAs the economy continues to falter, states are finding it difficult to remain solvent. Here are some of the new taxes being...
The onion Wednesday, October 28, 2009Timeless Masterpiece LikedSANTA CLARA, CA—City Lights, the eternal Charlie Chaplin classic heralded by film scholars as a poignant and seminal work of...
The onion Wednesday, October 28, 2009In Focus: Meth Addicts Demand Government Address Nation's Growing Spider MenaceWASHINGTON, DC—Activists called for federal assistance as a last resort after trying to contain the problem with diplomacy, cathode rays, and methamphetamines.
The onion Wednesday, October 28, 2009Obama's Declaration Of Swine Flu Emergency Prompts Pro-Swine-Flu Republican ResponseWASHINGTON—Claiming that the president was preying on the public's fear of contracting a fatal disease last week when he declared the H1N1...
The onion Wednesday, October 28, 2009If We Can Have Medicinal Marijuana, Why Not Medicinal Booze?If you care about partying or having fun at all, you've probably already heard the news that the federal government isn't going to go after medicinal marijuana users and dealers anymore. Trust me, I'm as happy as you are about this, especially now that I'm like 95% sure that I can force myself to contract glaucoma. But I can't help be a little disappointed that there was no announcement about medicinal booze to go along with it.
The enduring vision Wednesday, October 28, 2009[audio] Former President Bill Clinton Becomes Pure EnergyOnion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Wednesday, October 28, 2009Lindsay Lohan is scaring Samantha Ronson with her holeLindsay Lohan said she is not allowed to be around Samantha Ronson because Ronson never enjoyed the lesbian sex. Lindsay Lohan says she has a hole in her life and wants Ronson to fill it. Lohan complains she does not like living alone without Ron...
The Spoof Wednesday, October 28, 2009Official Michael Jackson coroner's photos released with shocking revelations!The Los Angeles Coroner's office released the final photos and official death certificate for the late pop star, Michael Jackson. Jackson, age 53, was found dead in his Los Angeles mansion on July 8th after attempts by his personal physician to re...
The Spoof Wednesday, October 28, 2009Strictly Come Dancing's Craig Kelly Told To Dance On Out The DoorLONDON - Craig Kelly is this season's Strictly Come Dancing's eighth casualty. The Lancashire native was asked to dance right on out of the Blackpool Tower Ballroom His partner Flavia Cacace said that she will miss Craig's cute little way he wo...
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