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Get Out Of My Way, My Kids Probably Have Swine Flu
After reading the title of my newest column, you might want to call me Rude Rhonda instead of Nancy Normal! All kidding aside, I do understand that urge, but don't let my joke fool you: I'm one tough momma hen when it comes to protecting my little chicks. And if you come between this hen and her chicks, you might just get your eyes pecked out!
The enduring vision Wednesday, November 04, 2009

First Female Tower Of London Guard Bullied
The bullying of Moira Cameron, the first female "Beefeater" guard in the Tower of London's history, has resulted in the suspension of two Beefeaters...
The onion Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Defense Bill Features Less Waste
The defense spending bill that President Obama signed last week eliminated several programs deemed wasteful, including a presidential...
The onion Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Barack Obama Names Alan Moore Official White House Biographer
WASHINGTON—At a press conference Monday, President Obama announced that he had appointed legendary comic book writer Alan Moore as the...
The onion Wednesday, November 04, 2009

In Focus: Eight-Pound Man Removed From Woman's Vagina
ALBUQUERQUE, NM-In a bizarre case that has baffled medical professionals across the country, surgeons at Albuquerque's Veterans Memorial Hospital removed a living eight-pound man from the confines of an area woman's vagina Monday.
The onion Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Brad Pitt Confesses To Larry King He Is Going To Take Jennifer Aniston Back
LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt has just dropped a bombshell on the Larry King Live Show. He has informed Larry that he has gotten so tired of Angelina Jolie's constant nagging that he wants to get back with his ex-wife Jennifer in the worst way. Brad sai...
The Spoof Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Breckenridge, Colorado Voters Approve Legalizing Marijuana
BRECKENRIDGE, Colorado - The Rocky Mountain town of Breckenridge, Colorado has just become the most map quested town in the entire world with tens of thousands of visitors expected to flock in from California alone. Breckenridge voters voted by a...
The Spoof Wednesday, November 04, 2009

[audio] Heaven To Return 3.6 Billion Souls For Rejudging
Onion Radio News - with Doyle Redland
The onion Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Political Cartoons of the Week
Check out our Editorial cartoon Gallery featuring the week's best political cartoons. New this week: cartoons on health care reform, 2009 election results, Obama's election anniversary, and more. Political Cartoon Collections barack obama Cartoons Healthcare Cartoons Economic Cartoons Sarah Palin Cartoons More Political Cartoons Get Political Humor on Facebook and TwitterPolitical Cartoons of the Week originally appeared on About.com Political Humor on Sunday, November 8th, 2009 at 15:23:53.Permalink | Comment | Email this
About Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Wild Horses Drag Susan Boyle Away (To Number One)
The music Industry went mad today when in response to disobliging remarks made by former sour-mouthed, former Polyfilla model and X-factor judge in a fright wig Sharon Osborne, the Heavy Metal Band Wild Horses blazed on to the scene with an elegy to...
The Spoof Wednesday, November 04, 2009

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