entertainment - "celebrities"

This satirical, fictional story is part of the April 1, 2008, edition of reality blurred.Lauren Conrad will change jobs again for The Hills fourth season, which is currently filming. After leaving Teen Vogue, she spent time at a PR firm, but will now work for gossip blog TMZ. The actual nature of her new job is unclear.'Having faked her own life for years, Lauren is particularly used to the idea that reality is flexible. Plus, there's no actual standard for truth here, so she fits in perfectly,' a source said. 'At TMZ, we have as much experience with and knowledgeable about journalism as LC does with cinéma vérité, so we expect that she'll soon become our Vice President for Filming celebrities Doing Newsworthy Things Like Leaving Stores. As a bonus, she also understands that there's no such thing as a line between public and private, and having used her friends to land magazine covers, knows that there's no such thing as too low. Seriously, it's so perfect, we

Several celebrities have taken pledges against pre-marital sex.

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