LOS ANGELES (Reuters)
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For years Hollywood's paparazzi have hounded
celebrities, but now -- with help from local politicians, a lawyer in the Monica Lewinsky case, and even Malibu surfers -- they are the ones feeling the heat.
Let’s face it, America rocks. If you don’t agree, then you’re probably not one of us (you poor bastard), or you are one and if you still disagree, then you’re a self-hating douche bag. Either way, go fuck yourself. And now, our daily dose of
celebrities looking smoking hot in American flag themed bikini ensembles. [...]