entertainment - "celebrities"

Reload the page (press F5) for new updates, which are at the end of this list.8:01 / After a flat opening clip segment, with celebrities saying famous lines, Oprah comes out to open the show. Where the hell are the actual hosts?8:03 / Oprah is self-congratulatory--surprise--and then introduces the hosts. Everyone except Probst is wearing a tie, although Heidi shouldn't be. She looks like an extra on Mad Men. 8:05 / Their opening bit is to have no bit and talk over each other. Seacrest shows the blank teleprompter. 'We are on Sarah Palin's bridge to nowhere,' Howie Mandel says. 'The government can't even bail us out of this. ... We've got nothing.' Seacrest tells Bergeron, 'This is your network; you deal with it.'8:07 / Heidi Klum can speak! She and Bergeron are the only two left on the stage.8:08 / Tom Bergeron and William Shatner literally strip Heidi Klum out of her Mad Men costume. It's supposed to be funny but it's pretty sexist and horrifying and not at all funny. The re

A look at Dancing With the Stars celebrity Jennie Garth. Jennie Garth picture and career info in About.com's Dancing With the Stars gallery.

LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Before the celebrities arrive on the red carpet, there are the many with the microphones....