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JR Books, £14.99This book was inspired by a conversation in my local butcher's shop. I commented that I had noticed many people now bought rubber-boned, tasteless chicken in supermarkets rather than good-quality pheasants for less from a bespoke purveyor of fine foods. 'Mostly, Your Grace,' the butcher said, 'it's because people these days are too lazy to get on their bikes.''That's what happens when the country is overrun with foreigners and poofs,' I agreed. 'Your average effeminate illegal immigrant just doesn't have the stomach for a traditional English dish like Roast Hare's Testicles with Braised Badger Brain.'I should say now that I have no experience as a chef, but let's face it, if you turn up the oven to max and bung the carcass in for 45 minutes you're not going to go far wrong. Someone has to reclaim traditional English - I dare say the PC brigade will insist I say European - fare for the English. So what do I mean by English game? Pheasant, stoat, weasel . . . anything tha

This summer, theater is happening on boats, in cars, on the streets and in many public places.

Another slow week in new comedy releases. There's Miss March, one of the worst-reviewed films of the year, and an enjoyable stand-up special from Jim Breuer. That's it. I'm still assuming that the Comedy Robots are preparing us for August, when we'll see new stand-up albums from Doug Benson and Patton Oswalt and a new Comedy Central special from Greg Giraldo. Can. You. Deal. With. That. DVD Miss March (written by and starring members of the sketch comedy group Whitest Kids U'Know) Jim Breuer: Let's Clear the Air (Read the full review) © Paramount

Part 1 of NBC's mini-series starring Luke Perry and James Van Der Beek helped generate a little electricity for the network, but Sunday night was won by CBS.

LAS VEGAS (AP) -- For the second time in less than a week, authorities have targeted the property of Michael Jackson's personal doctor in their ongoing investigation into whether he committed manslaughter by administering a powerful anesthetic to help the pop singer sleep....

More to Love9/8 CT Fox Think of ABC's The Bachelor — only more so. You got it, romance fans: a dating show for the rest of us, at least those of us who think twice before getting into a bathing suit. Bachelor impresario Mike Fleiss is behind ...

In some years, this part of the summer can be a bit of a dumping ground for films that are more or less abandoned by their studios, even more so than September.

Home shopping just got a little more chic. This December, designer Isaac Mizrahi is set to sell everything from cheesecake to handbags in a new show for QVC called 'Isaac Mizrahi Live!'.

Mark Wahlberg has finally married longtime girlfriend, model Rhea Durham , tying the knot Saturday in LA. The ceremony, described as “intimate’’ and “romantic’’ by People.com, took place at Good Shepherd Catholic Church in Beverly Hills. The 38-year-old actor, who’s currently filming “The Fighter’’ in Lowell, looked sharp in a dark suit while the 31-year-old bride wore a white strapless ...

Health care reform and an ailing economy are nothing for President Obama, at least compared with fighting alien invasions and armies of the undead.