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People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. 'I know where my watch is buddy, where the f*** is yours?' Do we point at our crotch when we ask where the toilet is? People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say, 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too.' Piss off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? When people say, 'It's always in the last place you'd look.' Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do some people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie, 'Did you see that?' No, shit-for-brains, I paid $15 to come to the cinema and stare at the f***ing ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask, 'Can I ask you a question?' don't really give you a choice, do they? When something is 'new and improved' - which is it? If it's new, then there

Theres a blonde in a row boat, in a wheat field. Then a blonde in a mercedes pulls up and says"Its blondes like you that give us a bad name! If i knew how to swim i would come over there and beat the crap out of you!"

AP - Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children.

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Santa Claus has added a New York City traffic agent to his naughty list after she gave him a ticket while delivering gifts to children.