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STUTTERING PROBLEM A guy walks into his doctor's office and says, 'Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???' The doc says, 'Well, I'll have to examine you first before I can answer you.'The doc examines him and says, 'Well, I'm pretty sure that I know what the problem is.' The guy asks, 'wwwell wwwhat is it, ddoc?' The doc says,'It's your penis. It's about about 18 inches long and all of the down pressure is putting a strain on your vocal chords.' The guy asks, 'Wwwhat ccan wwe ddo about it?' The doc replies, 'Well, I can cut it off and transplant a shorter one. I can guarantee that the operation will cure your stuttering.' The guy says, 'Dddo it!'The guy has the operation and about four weeks later he comes back to the doctor's office and says, 'Thanks Doc. You've solved my problem and I don't stutter any more but I've only had sex once in the past month. My wife doesn't enjoy it any more. I cannot satisfy her. She liked my long penis. I don' naughty.comElective mutism Elective mutism: Complete lack of speech (mutism) that is believed to be volitional (willed) on the part of the patient. True elective mutism may be a reaction to a traumatic event, the aftermath of an injury to the mouth or throat, particularly if it is painful, or a symptom of extreme shyness. In some cases, the lack of speech is eventually found not to be volitional, but a sign of damage or deformity of the speech apparatus, or a feature of infantile autism. See also selective mutism.MedTerms (TM) is the medical dictionary of MedicineNet.com.We Bring Doctors' Knowledge To You Medicenet |
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Feedzilla is a news aggregator which categorizes news stories by topic. It is a platform where webmasters and bloggers can find an unmatched selection of easy to use, automatically updating and professional news widgets for their sites. Feedzilla supports the building of widgets in various formats, as well as allowing the addition of news widgets to different blogging platforms and social networks.
Feedzilla manually aggregates news summaries found in RSS feeds, and redistributes them in either RSS format or as a news widget. Content is collected 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from an ever-growing list of providers.
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