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STUCK IN THE FENDER Moe and Lenny are strolling home from Shul one Saturday morning. Suddenly a cab speeds past, and their friend, Irving, is running frantically behind it, flailing his arms wildly. 'Well,' said Lenny. 'I never imagined our good friend Irving was a Sabbath violator! Look at him running for that taxi.' 'Wait a minute,' Moe replied. 'Didn't you read that book I lent you. 'The Other Side of the Story,' about the command to judge other people favorably? I'll bet we can think of hundreds of excuses for Irving's behavior.' 'Yeah, like what?' 'Maybe he's sick and needs to go to the hospital.' 'Come on! He was running 60 miles an hour after that cab, he's healthier than Arnold Schwartzenweis.' 'Well, maybe his wife's having a baby.' 'She had one last week.' 'Well, maybe he needs to visit her in the hospital.' 'She's home.' 'Well, maybe he's running to the hospital to get a doctor.' 'He is a doctor.' 'Well, maybe he needs supplies from the hospital.' 'The hospital is a three minute walk in the o naughty.comMcNabb`s lawn burned with Cardinals cheers Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb recently had to play defense at his offseason home in Chandler. Two Arizona Cardinals fans hung their team's flag in a tree and burned 'Go Cards,''Go Kurt,' and 'I heart AZ' in McNabb's yard with diesel fuel,... SfgateWoman creates artwork from 395 days of junk mail One person's junk mail is an Austin woman's art. Artist Annette Lawrence saved every scrap of junk mail she received, at her home, for about 13 months and made it into an exhibit called 'Free Paper.' boston.comHOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY Tuesday, January 20, 2009 5:02 a.m.. Home · News · Latest · Arkansas · Legislature · Today's Newspaper · Inauguration · Extras · Obituaries · Weather · Opinion · Politics · National · Worread more technorati.ro`Jaws of life` stolen from Ala. fire department Highland Home's volunteer firefighters are trying to figure out why anyone would want to steal the 'jaws of life.' The $12,000 equipment, which is used to rescue people trapped inside vehicles after car wrecks, was recently stolen from the department.... KTRKWoman arrested after child gives away hiding spot A Fort Pierce woman ended up in jail because of a little girl with a big mouth. Police went to the home of 22-year-old woman on Friday to serve warrants for assault, harassing phone calls and violation probation carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. KTRKPALESTINIAN SEX DOLL I went to a Sex shop the other day and bought a Palestinian Sex doll. When I got it home, it blew itself up. naughty.com |
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Feedzilla is a news aggregator which categorizes news stories by topic. It is a platform where webmasters and bloggers can find an unmatched selection of easy to use, automatically updating and professional news widgets for their sites. Feedzilla supports the building of widgets in various formats, as well as allowing the addition of news widgets to different blogging platforms and social networks.
Feedzilla manually aggregates news summaries found in RSS feeds, and redistributes them in either RSS format or as a news widget. Content is collected 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from an ever-growing list of providers.
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