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These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...'IT'S A GUY THING'Translated:* 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.''CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?'Translated:* 'Why isn't it already on the table?''UH HUH,' 'SURE, HONEY,' OR 'YES, DEAR'Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.'IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN'Translated:* 'I have no idea how it works.''TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD.'Translated:* 'I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.''THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR.'Translated:* 'Are you still talking?''YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.'Translated:* 'I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every carI've ever owned... but I forgot your birthday.''OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.'Translated:* 'I have actually s