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SANTA ANA, Calif. -- A man has sued a local Claim Jumper restaurant claiming he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese. Zdenek Philip Hodousek filed the lawsuit Tuesday in Orange County Superior Court seeking unspecified damages over fears he may have contracted a disease.

Authorities said a lost and confused drunken driver picked the wrong place to stop and rest _ the front lawn of the Michigan State Police post in Paw Paw. Police said the man drove onto the lawn of the post early Thursday after overshooting the station's...

Funny classified adverts posted by a man selling various bear parts. His bear anus didn't get printed but it managed to find it's way onto the online version.

The owner of a South Carolina hair replacement business says a Myrtle Beach roller coaster isn't nearly as hair-raising as the commercials claim. A television ad shows the 150-foot-tall Time Machine at Freestyle Music Park moving so fast that a man loses his hairpiece. But Dennis Murphy, who owns a hair replacement business, says the ad puts toupees in a ...

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way to dissuade the king from wanting to marry her. After a few minutes, the woman says to the man, 'I will only marry you under three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-carat diamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara.' The African king pauses for a while. Then, he nods his head and says, 'No problem! I have. I have.' Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, 'I want you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, I want a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France.' The African king pauses for a while. He whips out his cellular phone and calls so

MEXICO CITY _ Edgar Valdez Villarreal is believed to be the chief hit man for one of Mexico's most brutal drug cartels. His nickname? 'Barbie.' That's right, the American fashion doll. Because the U.S.-born Valdez has blond, blue-eyed good looks. In Mexico's...