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DETROIT -- A Detroit man who said he started robbing banks to pay for his mother's plumbing was sentenced Tuesday to two years in prison, a lenient term from a judge who said the defendant had been an 'outstanding citizen' before his crime spree.

A New York City man convicted of whipping and burning his girlfriend because he thought she was having an affair has been sentenced to 25 years in prison. Prosecutors say Jason Page held his girlfriend captive in their apartment for more than two weeks while...

COLUMBIA, S.C. - A South Carolina man has been arrested for having sex with a horse after police say the animal's owner caught him on a surveillance camera.

A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday. But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been...

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After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings. 'Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?' God asked.'I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.'Hmmm,' God said thoughtfully, 'do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?''I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity.' Replied St. Peter.'That is an effective solution,' God stated, 'but I think that instead of punishing those who pract