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REDNECK QUICKIES 25 You might be a rednack if...There are more dishes in your sink than in your cabinets. You think a turtleneck is a key ingredient in soup. You've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.Your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped. Your local ambulance has a trailer hitch. You watch cartoons long after your kids get bored. You think the French Riviera is a foreign car. You think you are an entrepreneur because of the 'Dirt for Sale' sign in the front yard.You're still scalping tickets after the concert is over. You don't think Jeff's Foxworthy's jokes are funny. Every time you see a roadsign that says 'DIP' you reach in your back pocket.You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt wh naughty.comMORE CLINTON JOKES One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup creation, 'Clinton Soup', that will honor one of the nation's most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot water!Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this year.When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: 'I don't know, I never had one.'If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and you had a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph, what shutter speed would you use? Chelsea asked her dad, 'Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a time?' Bill Clinton replied, 'No, some begin with 'After I'm elected'.'Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.American Indians have nicknamed B naughty.com |
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Feedzilla is a news aggregator which categorizes news stories by topic. It is a platform where webmasters and bloggers can find an unmatched selection of easy to use, automatically updating and professional news widgets for their sites. Feedzilla supports the building of widgets in various formats, as well as allowing the addition of news widgets to different blogging platforms and social networks.
Feedzilla manually aggregates news summaries found in RSS feeds, and redistributes them in either RSS format or as a news widget. Content is collected 24 hours a day, 7 days a week from an ever-growing list of providers.
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9th of September 2009 - Interview of Feedzilla's founder at the IFA in Berlin. [More]